So…Sherlock…

YOU BASTARD! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED WATCHING YOUR BEST FRIEND CRY. I HATE YOU. OMG YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM (US)?!?! WHYYYYY?! THERE’S NO NEED FOR THIS! THERE IS NO NEED! YOU’RE SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON.

-deep breath-

I’m sorry. That was mean. Please come back. John needs you and so does the rest of us. We love you. All of us. John included.

-hysteric sobs-

Come back…please?

Curse You, Chris Evans! *shakes fist*

Me: I had a dream with Chris Evans in it.

My Friend: ...

Me: Nothing sexual.

My Friend: ...

Me: SERIOUSLY! He was a real sweetie, actually. I had to hold him while he cried...it was strange...

My Friend: ...

Me: ...

My Friend: ...YOU'RE strange...