Where I can indulge and not give a damn.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
YOU BASTARD! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED WATCHING YOUR BEST FRIEND CRY. I HATE YOU. OMG YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM (US)?!?! WHYYYYY?! THERE’S NO NEED FOR THIS! THERE IS NO NEED! YOU’RE SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON.
-deep breath-
I’m sorry. That was mean. Please come back. John needs you and so does the rest of us. We love you. All of us. John included.
-hysteric sobs-
Come back…please?
Me: I had a dream with Chris Evans in it.
My Friend: ...
Me: Nothing sexual.
My Friend: ...
Me: SERIOUSLY! He was a real sweetie, actually. I had to hold him while he cried...it was strange...
My Friend: ...
Me: ...
My Friend: ...YOU'RE strange...